tinytsunamis:

lol i keep thinking i’m just a really really late bloomer

like yoooo when are my boobs going to grow bigger

like this can’t be it

forever an A cup

actually i don’t even need to wear bras

sproutclub:

love this part !

sproutclub:

love this part !

cuntgradulation:

thanks mom

cuntgradulation:

thanks mom

"Touch her heart before her body."
6-Word Story #71   (via gofuckingnuts)

castielinablanket:

pippin-and-other-drugs:

remember when we found out Neville Longbottom had bigger balls than anyone else in the HP series

remember how Dumbledore told us this in the very first book, but no one believed him

timeywimeyteapot:

why do straight guys say “no homo” like our species is called homo sapiens we are literally all homo

My academic career

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